I’m working on a bigger, promise-you’ll-be-entertained entry for later today, but I wanted to tell you that Dewey is back and I always feel like I’m in a race with East Coast time when I’m announcing news so–
I was just telling someone the other day about the time I checked A Clockwork Orange out of my high school’s library, and couldn’t follow the story from one chapter to the next.
“I’m smart,” I said to my friend Tyson. “But this book makes me feel really dumb. I don’t know what’s going on.”
He took the book from me and flipped through the pages. “That’s because half of it is missing.”
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