Cedar Fever is sexy.

I thought John Travolta was going to be here.

Hmm… DayQuil. Let’s see, it says:

Temporarily relieves common cold/flu symptoms:

  • minor aches
  • headache
  • sore throat pain
  • nasal congestion
  • pains
  • muscular aches
  • fever
  • cough

That’s like five ways to say it helps pain. You know what it doesn’t say on the Dayquil box?

May cause lunacy

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