Looking through a high school yearbook from 1991. Turns out I was quoted on the “Valentine’s Day” page.
Of course, if you happened to be in the unfortunate position of being, well, unattached, then Valentine’s Day can be a little depressing. Pam Ribon describes the occasion this way: “Valentine’s Day is a cess-pool of a black and disgusting wasteland and a paganistic ritual that only ends up smashing my heart into a bloody, massive pulp. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
— Katy High School Yearbook, ’91. ([sic] x a million)
I suppose this could be considered my very first Valentine Poem. I must have been a blast to hang around back then, huh?