Song: “She’s Crafty”

I’m working with my office door open, risking getting caught dancing in my chair. But my room is way down at the end of a hall, and the only people who usually pass me are in casting — they are already well aware of my singing and goofball dancing.

Dan and I were talking about my workload the other day.

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DAN
You are busy. In many mediums.

PAM
I’m J Lo without the awesome abs.

DAN
Or crappy husband.

PAM
Now, where’s my personal fragrance?!

DAN
That’s fantastic. It’d be the only perfume at Sephora with the word “Killer” in it.

PAM
Yes! And the commercial would be, “Are you wearing Wonder Killer? What does it smell like?” And then you go, “Well:”

DAN
That’s it, exactly. The only perfume that tells you way too much information about what you’re smelling. The tagline? “All right, check it:”

PAM
I love my fragrance.

DAN
“The smell of busy.”

PAM
“…and annoying.”
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