i am about to blind you with some serious fucking science.

i am about to blind you with some serious fucking science.

Posted by on Aug 30, 2006 · 36 Comments

I’m not a Fergie fan. To the point where when someone mentioned that Fergie had an album coming out, I was skeptical that Americans would be interested in listening to an album by British Weight Watchers royalty.

The first time someone told me about Fergie’s new song, that is exactly what I said back. “How did this happen? Is it a novelty song?”

After a five-second pause, the friend gave me some seriously sad eyebrows and said, “From the Black Eyed Peas?”

Christina Aguilera: Back To Basics

Posted by on Aug 16, 2006 · No Comments

Song: “Ain’t No Other Man

Christina Aguilera must be exhausted.

the top model strike continues

the top model strike continues

Posted by on Aug 14, 2006 · No Comments

At the strike last Friday, I was babbling to Eric about how I sometimes put the post of the sign at the top of my hip. “It’s my strike hip,” I explained. “Why doesn’t anyone else use their strike hip?”

Eric pulled out his camera. “Okay. Give me your best Top Model pose,” he said.

I tried.

“No,” he said, sounding disappointed, checking the viewfinder. “You really look bored in this one. This time, try to be just a little more aware of the fact that you’re trying to look bored. That’s much more model-y.”

I posed again.

hey, look at that.

hey, look at that.

Posted by on Jul 31, 2006 · No Comments

I never know how to approach the booksellers. I end up saying, “Hi, I wrote this. Do you want me to sign your stock?”

It sounds so dumb when I say it, but I’m not sure what else to say. “Hi, I’ll write my name in each of these, because I really want you to sell all of them, and I’ll do whatever it takes to make these stand out next to all the thousands of other books around them. Please let me write in these books.”

my best friend is brave.

my best friend is brave.

Posted by on Jul 26, 2006 · No Comments

This is part of the picket line outside America’s Next Top Model. I’m the one holding the sign. Dan’s the one trying to make a difference. Read here why.

Gnarls Barkley: St Elsewhere

Posted by on May 13, 2006 · No Comments

Songs:
Crazy
St Elsewhere
Gone Daddy Gone

Please click the little picture next to this and buy this CD immediately because you need it.

snippets.

Posted by on May 11, 2006 · No Comments

A moment from last month.

some other drunk.

some other drunk.

Posted by on Apr 13, 2006 · No Comments

We went to Vegas.

Billboard Top Hits: 1980-1984

Posted by on Apr 13, 2006 · No Comments

Dan’s car. 10pm. Three hours from Vegas…

bad night. (warning: not for the squeamish or sympathetic.)

Posted by on Mar 26, 2006 · No Comments

So we hosted a small party last night, mostly comprised of people we’ve never met before. Five minutes after the first group of guests arrived, I was bleeding into the kitchen sink.

This was not one of my better parties. Well, I can’t speak for the people who attended, but I wish I could send apology notes to them. I guess that’s what I’m doing here, since many of them seemed familiar with this website.