Tag: Body Issues

  • A Big Day

    It’s been one of those days where I haven’t really had time to stop and eat, much less take a moment to collect myself. I haven’t even eaten dinner yet and my day isn’t finished, but I’ve had such a big day that I want to write it all down before I possibly forget anything.…

  • Pretty Pits

    Do you like the new redesign? It’s all because Anna Beth is a good friend who hates looking at an ugly webpage. She did it all herself while I sat on my ass going, “I don’t like that color.” “Fix that.” “Make it work in Netscape.” Anyway, I love it, and I love her for…

  • Run

    Downloading — no lie — 726 pieces of email. Can’t ever go out of town again. It appears we escaped with only one hairball waiting for our return. All three cats appear to be healthy and happy. Ray sent a present to Cal — a “Video Catnip” tape. It’s a half-hour video of birds and…

  • Twitchy Woman

    I woke up with it two days ago. A tiny twitch in my right eye. It comes and goes — it’s not a constant twitching –but it’s driving me crazy. At first I thought I just needed a cup of coffee. Then I figured I needed three cups of coffee. I was still twitching. I…

  • Love is Strange

    The best thing I overheard the other night: “But that’s literally what he said. The whole letter, right there. That’s literally what he said. I mean, not word-for-word, but pretty much.” It is the most overused word of the decade. “Literally.” Everybody’s literally doing figurative things. I am literally squirming in my seat over my…

  • Follow Me.

    because my emotions are just ripping around here. I’m in the wrong business. I know that. I can’t help it. I hate it and I love it, and I know that I have some things to work out for myself. I’m getting ahead of myself.

  • Shh.

    i don’t know. I was just sitting here typing when I heard Eric’s voice. It’s on the television. He’s doing these cable commercials now for their cable modem service. It’s a bit jolting. It sounds like he’s in the other room asking me to buy something. The commercial makes me giggle, because he’s so damn…

  • Rob and Dana

    Rob and Dana

    they only kinda scared my mom [scripty] MOM So, who are these people? PAMIE Rob and Dana. MOM And you’re going out to dinner with them? PAMIE Something like that. Maybe just drinks. MOM And how do you know them? PAMIE The Internet. They have journals. MOM Uh-huh. PAMIE They have journals, Mom. I know…

  • Freakin'

    love me, love me not | with exclusive bonus footage. Well, I spent the first part of my morning deleting mail from people telling me that they love me when they don’t. They don’t love me at all. And I thought I was all cool and smart, not opening any of the attachments, but somehow…

  • Eighthead

    great. more body issues. Congrats to Martha Kelly, who won last night’s Funniest Person in Austin. What a great night of performing. Seriously. We got some funny mother fuckers in this town. Last night I hung out with Erica. We had a good time and she met just about everyone ever mentioned in the pages…