Tag: 21 Jump Street

  • fun with mom. (snippets from the cell phone)

    [scripty] PAMIE Mom. Mom! Richard Grieco just walked into this coffeeshop. MOM Who? Oh. From 90210. PAMIE 21 Jump Street. MOM Which one was he, again? PAMIE Booker. He’s the one who was not Johnny Depp. … Which I bet he hears all the time, including in his nightmares. He had the spin-off, remember? Booker?…

  • Scenes from my birthday party

    Scenes from my birthday party

    I wish I was watching all of my 21 Jump Street DVD episodes with Sars. Best moment of the pilot: when Johnny Depp gets really sad because he can’t stop thinking about his father, we watch him from outside his apartment window as he stares at a photograph of his father while soulfully playing the…

  • Slob

    i’m a big not moving sack of worthlessness This new Springer cam depresses the hell out of me. I miss when Jerry Springer was fun to watch. That was like, four years ago, I know. I know that. I can hold onto a dream like no one else. For real. My David Blaine recap is…