Sirens v Varsity Brawlers Promo

Posted by on Apr 14, 2009 · No Comments

The Los Angeles Derby Dolls are proud to have been honored as one of the Treasures of Los Angeles.

background music for when things are awesome

Posted by on Apr 12, 2009 · No Comments

Falling in love with Ra Ra Riot.

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Ra Ra Riot: The Rhumb Line

currently reading/just read:

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Liz Feldman Has a New Gig

Posted by on Apr 8, 2009 · No Comments

Look, I have been friends with Liz Feldman for a very long time now and I can tell you with absolute certainty: that’s real fear in her eyes when Ray Liotta’s staring her down with his Manson Lamps. And that made me laugh.

LADD: Sirens vs. Varsity Brawlers

LADD: Sirens vs. Varsity Brawlers

Posted by on Apr 7, 2009 · No Comments

April 18 – Sirens v. Varsity Brawlers
At the Doll Factory, 1910 W. Temple Street, Los Angeles
Buy Tickets Now!

We keep selling out, so get your tickets early if you know what’s best for you.

[Half-price tickets available here!!]

Read and/or Reading

Posted by on Apr 3, 2009 · No Comments

“Don’t Bother Me, I’m a Douchebag Eating a Cheeseburger.”

Posted by on Apr 3, 2009 · No Comments

“Did you ever have a boyfriend who treated you badly, and you wondered, ‘Where did he learn to treat women that way? Maybe from his dad?’ Well, if his dad was named Carl Senior, then yes.”

– Sarah Haskins
Target Women: Carl’s Jr.

Wow, It’s Finally Happening.

Wow, It’s Finally Happening.

Posted by on Apr 1, 2009 · No Comments

This Thursday on ABC, 8:30/7:30c, watch Samantha Who?, episode: “THE DOG,” because I wrote it, which means it’s the only time my name’s in the credits at the front of the episode — the only time my family feels confident in telling people I write on the show. (“Well, otherwise your name goes so fast at the end, and they don’t see it, and I look like a liar!”)

And now you can point at my name and shout, “That’s my friend!” Or some of you will go, “I used to know this girl!” And maybe some of you will be all, “Man, I really should call her instead of just reading about her. I miss her.” And then some of you will be like, “I know this girl! Well, I mean, I kind of know her. I read her journal. Blog. I used to read it when it was a journal, and it was way funnier back then, and she talked about her life and stuff, but now she kind of doesn’t really do that, I guess because she’s too good for blogging or whatever, and if I’m being honest, I’m just not into blogs like I used to be, once I got the promotion and the baby was born, it’s just like–” and then the other person on the couch will say, “Are you done? Because now I have to rewind and watch this entire scene again so I can find out what happened.”

I remember I was writing various drafts of the outline for this episode through September of last year, in like, seriously a variety of cities and forms of transportation, including I think maybe even at one point on a boat. Then finished the first draft of the script the same afternoon I had company from all over the country arriving for the Baby Doll Brawl, which was that weekend (I just saw that picture of me taking a picture of my bruises and even I winced. No wonder people kept trying to talk me out of it back then. These days I don’t look nearly that beat-up, I promise. I don’t fall nearly as much as I used to.) Obama got elected during the bajillion rewrites. We shot it in… December, I think? I don’t remember; by then I was kind of melting down. It feels like I worked on this episode for about four months straight a million years ago, and now here it finally is. Like a weird little time capsule packed with memories.

Watch it, buy it, stream it… whatever makes you happy. And thanks. I never forget that I wouldn’t have this job if it weren’t for this site right here, back when blogs were journals, when I got lucky enough to find you.

Attention People Who Get High

Posted by on Mar 30, 2009 · No Comments

I think I found a present for you.

N.A.S.A. — “Gifted (feat. Kanye West, Santogold & Lykke Li)”

Attention People Who Aren’t Afraid of Birds and Who Love Los Angeles (And I Think This Might Be Too Scary If You’re High)

Here’s yours:

N.A.S.A. — “Way Down (feat. RZA, Barbie Hatch & John Frusciante)”

And not a present, not a present, oh, God, I wish I hadn’t watched this video all alone late at night:

N.A.S.A. — “The People Tree (feat. David Byrne, Chali 2na, Gift of Gab & Z-Trip)” AND RAPPING TREES AND SINGING CHILDREN AND DANCING BEARS AND BLOOD AND CORPSES RECEIVING PLEASURE AND NO SLEEPING FOR PAMIE EVER AGAIN SO THANKS, DAVID BYRNE.

[Maybe buy the album, Spirit of Apollo, so you won't have to watch the scary videos.]