Even More Roller Derby: May 9th, LADD All-Stars Ri-Ettes Take On KC/DC from Kansas City and Albuquerque

Posted by on May 5, 2009 · No Comments

Recently honored as a Treasure of L.A. by the Central City Association, the L.A. Derby Dolls prove their worth with another spectacular evening of music, mayhem and, of course, banked track roller derby at the Doll Factory (1910 Temple St., L.A., CA 90026) on Saturday, May 9.

The L.A. Derby Dolls (LADD) all-star team, called the L.A. Ri-Ettes, battle a hybrid team made up of two of the best flat track leagues in the nation called KC/DC. Both the Kansas City Roller Warriors (KCRW) and the Duke City Rollergirls (DCD) are ranked among the top 15 leagues in the country and belong to the Womens Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA). To date there are more than 360 flat track leagues in the nation. The LADD are one of only four leagues skating on the spectacular banked track.

The hometown Ri-Ettes feature the best of the best in LADD, with explosive fan favorites like Mila Minute and Broadzilla and quiet superstars like Haught Wheels and Paris Killton alongside imposing captain Krissy Krash. KC/DC will look to steal the jewel from LADDs treasure and are bringing a battalion that includes captains of their respective travel teams, Bruz-Her (KC) and Kamikaze Kim (DC) and the fast and furious jammer Muffin. Does it take two to take down the Ri-Ettes?

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Just Another Sunday Night (with Cat and Pamie and Pamie’s Mom)

Posted by on Apr 28, 2009 · No Comments

Cat Davis thought she’d be so funny doing a dramatic reading of my first short story. …And then this happened.

(Sorry about the hat. I was trying something out. Won’t happen again.)

Photographic Evidence of the Last Time I Will Ever Be In This M’fn Convenience Store

Photographic Evidence of the Last Time I Will Ever Be In This M’fn Convenience Store

Posted by on Apr 17, 2009 · No Comments

I hope you like this picture I took last night, even though it’s not a good picture. I’m looking for some kind of bright side to what happened after I’d taken it.

I’d been waiting in line for a long time. Long enough to look up, see these lights and think, “Why?”

After I paid for my things, I scooted off to the side to snap a couple of pictures. First, this one. But as I went to take a second that included the cold storage underneath these lights, I suddenly felt something on me, skin on my face, a mouth on my ear. And then a bark, hot and frantic and human in my ear.


I screamed and jumped. Maybe in that order? I don’t know. Have you ever had someone bark into your head? Things get weird.

Behind me stood the tiny homeless woman I’d seen sitting outside earlier, screaming at everyone that we had no right to be happy. In retrospect, maybe she had only been yelling at me.

Dressed in black, her head wrapped in a shawl, she looked exactly like the Evil Queen from Snow White when she handed over the poison apple.

I am still holding my hand to my head as she screamed, "No picture taking!"

"Yes, ma’am!"

(I will never understand my jacked-up fight or flight reflex. ‘Yes, ma’am?’ Really?)

As I was busy getting the fuck out of there, she turned to the line of men who just watched this shit happen, and she goes, "This kind of thing has happened before." So to any others of you out there who’ve had this happen to them in this weird store: Dude, I’m so sorry. That sucks.

I’m learning that one of the dangers of looking up is that you don’t see who’s coming to get you from down below.

Sirens v Varsity Brawlers Promo

Posted by on Apr 14, 2009 · No Comments

The Los Angeles Derby Dolls are proud to have been honored as one of the Treasures of Los Angeles.

background music for when things are awesome

Posted by on Apr 12, 2009 · No Comments

Falling in love with Ra Ra Riot.

Posted by on Apr 12, 2009 · No Comments

Ra Ra Riot: The Rhumb Line

currently reading/just read:

Posted by on Apr 10, 2009 · No Comments

Liz Feldman Has a New Gig

Posted by on Apr 8, 2009 · No Comments

Look, I have been friends with Liz Feldman for a very long time now and I can tell you with absolute certainty: that’s real fear in her eyes when Ray Liotta’s staring her down with his Manson Lamps. And that made me laugh.

LADD: Sirens vs. Varsity Brawlers

LADD: Sirens vs. Varsity Brawlers

Posted by on Apr 7, 2009 · No Comments

April 18 – Sirens v. Varsity Brawlers
At the Doll Factory, 1910 W. Temple Street, Los Angeles
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We keep selling out, so get your tickets early if you know what’s best for you.

[Half-price tickets available here!!]

Read and/or Reading

Posted by on Apr 3, 2009 · No Comments