From: pamie <pamie@pamie.com> 
To: stee f <plaintivewail@hotmail.com> 
Subject: lyljulieandrews'polyp 
 

guy walks into a store and buys a fifteen-pack of toilet paper, a case of beer, a carton of cigarettes and sixteen cans of soup. 

the cashier says to the guy, "You must be single." 

He says, "Why, yes I am.  How did you know?" 

She says, "Because you're fucking ugly." 

"Because you're fucking ugly." 

PWING!  PWING!  Is this thing on? 

Hey!  People if I was up here for my health I wouldn't be smoking. 

I said I wouldn't be smoking! 

Ladies, just like you, these jokes don't get better with age.  Better 
laugh now or you'll get spoiled. 

I said "or you'll get spoiled." 

Hey, stick around, we've got Alan King coming up next.  He's sure to please you, tease you, and call you in the morning. 

-p 
 

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