How to Make Listening to Adele Even Sadder

I’m in the car, driving my almost three-year-old to her preschool. Music’s playing.

Her: What is this?
Me: This is the Breeders.
Her: It’s fast. Fast and loud.
Me: That’s right. Fast and loud music helps us get all the wiggles out. You can shake your head and shake your arms and yell really loud and dance.
Her: I like super fast fast loud.
Me: Then you’ll love this.

I turn it to “Cannonball,” so sure I’m going to blow her tiny mind. I watch her face in the rearview mirror. As those opening alarm calls sound — AH-WOOOOooooo! AH-WOOOOooooo! — her face crinkles with slight confusion. She looks unsure. What is about to happen?

Me: Oh, man. This is the best song.
Her: No, Mom. “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes” is the best song.
Me: Okay, first of all, you’re wrong.
Her: No! “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes” is the best song. It’s my favorite.
Me: Off the top of my head I can think of three other songs you claim to be your favorite that are better than “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.” Six songs. All songs.
Her: I don’t like this.
Me: Because you’re supposed to play it louder. Here.
Her [grabbing her chest]: Mom, this song makes my heart hurt.
Me: Okay, I’ll play something different.

We whiplash over to Adele’s “Hello.”

Her: We’re in California, too. That’s where we live.
Me: Yes.
Her: Why’s he sad?
Me: She. She’s sad.
Her: Why’s she so sad, Mom?
Me: Well…she misses someone. This is called a love song. We love people so much we have to sing about them, and sometimes we love someone so much it can make us sad.
Her: She’s yelling.
Me: She is. Sometimes sad songs can be loud loud, too.
Her: Why’s she yelling?
Me: She’s yelling because she’s sad about someone.
Her: We need to make her laugh.
Me: Yeah, I don’t think we can do that right now.
Her: What is he yelling about?
Me: She. She’s yelling because she misses someone far away she loves very much.
Her: So she has to be loud?
Me: Yes, because she wants that person she loves to hear her.
Her: Because she’s far.
Me: She is. Very far.
Her: Mom, you’re sad?
Me: This song is sad. It does make me sad.
Her: Are you going to be yelling?
Me: If I sing along.
Her: Let’s do it. Loud loud.
[we sing the chorus]
Her: Why’s he so sad?
Me: She’s sad. The person singing is a woman.
Her: Why’s she yelling?
Me: Because she misses someone she loves–
Her: And she has to yell?
Me: Yes, because the person she misses isn’t listening to her. She’s trying to say she’s sorry.
Her: From the other side?
Me: … yes. You’re learning the lyrics very quickly.
Her: Why’s she sorry?
Me: Well… sometimes uh, in life you make choices, and sometimes you maybe have regrets, like sometimes there’s people you have to leave behind when you… oh, uh… when you love someone, sometimes you can love them so much and still…and sometimes you have to just… uh…
Her: She’s yelling so loud.
Me [at this point just trying not to cry]: She sure is, sweet girl.
Her: I’m sad.
Me: Me too.
Her: So sad. This is so sad, Mom.

The song ends as I park the car. I turn to look at my kid. Her eyes are downcast, her mouth a small pout. Her hands are folded in her lap. Quietly, so very quietly, she says just one word.

“Again.”

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  1. Kat

    Gah this is the sweetest.

  2. Pauline campos

    *happy sigh*

  3. Lexi

    Love. Sigh.

  4. Jessie

    This is lovely. I agree, deep sigh.

  5. Julie

    We had the same experience with “Because of You” by Kelly Clarkson, back when our tween was 3.

  6. Monica

    It’s less sad if you try to send the lyrics of the entire song to your best friend using only emoji’s, you should try it. It’s healing.

  7. Michelle Baker Willis

    I smiled so hard my face hurt. Then a giant giggle burst out of my body. That made my husband stop listening to some poker thing, which is really a miracle. Empathetic children will change the world, but parenting them is hard. And hilarious. But mostly hard.

  8. Stephanie Tshappat

    “Hello” is one of my current favorite songs, and I love this so much. <3

  9. nerr

    so on the way home from work yesterday i played “Hello” again and again and remembering this conversation and that quiet “again” in the end.

  10. Evilisa

    my cold dead heart just broke

  11. Paul Tabachneck

    This.

  12. Guard N.

    You’re daughter… ugh… break my heart! So sweet!

  13. Allison

    What a great write-up of a conversation with a child. I recently had a similar conversation/explanation-filled car-ride with my 5-year old daughter and her friend when they listened to, and then demanded clarity on, “What’s Forever For” by Michael Martin Murphey. (Damn that Mellow 70’s Sirius channel!) The 2 Kindergartners had a lot of pointed, insightful questions and comments as I attempted to explain break-up songs and why people choose to write and listen to them. This sort of situation does produce some hella-distracted driving, but we managed to arrive home safely, though a little less innocent. Great post, Pamie. Thanks for writing it.

  14. Charlotte

    My son, as a toddler, was passionate about Carl Orff’s Oh Fortuna be played in the van…goodness, the stress was exquisite. Worst driving music ever.