These Boots Are Made for Mocking
These boots you helped me find, both are going back.
The Frye “banana” is really more of a tan, and might work if I popped it with a crazy red or that blue you were coveting. That being said, it fits like a galosh, and is really pooling around my ankles. The Madewell boots are extremely tight at the top of my calf, making me look like I’ve got muffin top legs, and pool so much around the ankles I appear to be melting.
sadness. diving back in.
Can you coin a word for leg muffin top? I coined a word this week that makes me laugh:
–those marks you get on your belly because your flesh is a little soft and flabby and your pants are a little tight.
I like “fattoo.” That’s fantastic. How about
for the calf muffin top?
Souffleg is so good it’s killing me.
One of those boots you showed me has a hella high heel: 4.5? My four-inch Chloe are only okay for standing/walking for about two hours. But you do drive in LA more….
OMFG I’ve been put into a slideshow with Gwyneth Paltrow and Carine Roitfeld. HAHAHHHAHAHA. Pretty sure that will never happen again in my life. They deleted the original article, but here’s what’s left. Hilarious!
THAT IS AWESOME.
And just like you said in that slideshow, I would be miserable if I had to wear sneakers while I walked around. Every time I’m in Manhattan I marvel at the people who wear heels every day all day. I always come home with blisters. The one time I wore my chucks to ‘smac, my friend was like, “Finally! Pam is wearing sensible shoes in the city!” But I was miserable.
Flats are for quitters.
I think I’m in love with you.