Month: November 2003

  • Post Thanksgiving

    What were you doing over this holiday weekend? Because here’s how five people found this site: why girls are weird pamie why tarzan cancelled women fucking donkey www.pamie.com young girls showing there boobs And if that’s not what this site is about, then I don’t know what is. Sometimes during a holiday you have to…

  • Thanksgiving Eve

    I had a dream last night that I was sitting right here, blogging. That’s how I know I need a vacation. My mom and sister arrive tonight, so the rest of my day will be spent cleaning in a frenzy. … and recapping Tarzan. I will never escape the workload. But it’s the last recap…

  • Dan eats something that makes him very bad

    A lot of very highbrow, very expensive people I work with were in town this weekend. I didn’t open my wallet once. I stayed at a hotel in my home city. I ordered and consumed a $24 personal pizza. I ate veal face. People, I ate veal face. On Saturday night, four of us went…

  • Spoiled.

    Let me try and explain this for you. We have a queen-sized bed. It’s a terrible bed, one we call the Bed of Forks due to the sprung springs that jut into your soft, fleshy parts when you try to sleep. And it’s turned cold here in Los Angeles, which means the cats like to…

  • Sars Speaks the Truth

    The beautiful moments of Thanksgiving. I only wish I had enough card tables and table leaves this year to stretch my family’s Thanksgiving dinner table all the way to hers.

  • New Entry — Spoiled.

    Warning. You will never find me sexy again. If you ever did, anyway. I warned you.

  • New Gilmore Girls Recap

    Ted Koppel’s Big Night Out.

  • You Can Blow Out Your Eardrums With a Tiny Wooden Hand

    You think I went crazy over the Tiny Wooden Hand? Check out this site. Warning: crazy sounds will shoot out of your computer. Many of you have written to ask where you can find a Tiny Wooden Hand to give along with a copy of Why Girls Are Weird as a Christmas present. I got…

  • We must know. WE MUST KNOW!!!

    Q. What is a “restrictive” appositive? Q. Which is correct, “If I were you . . .” or “If I was you . . .”? Q. When using “Google” as a verb–Googled, Googling, etc.–should it be capitalized? Even if one is not referring necessarily to the use of the official Google Web site, but merely…