Month: February 2003

  • Post Mortem

    The rundown, in case you aren’t hip to the international wire: Page Six. The Netherlands. This one has my favorite headline: “Anne Heche boos om schizofrenie-show.” Check out the splash page of People.com. Yep. That’s us. Second favorite headline: “Call Me Angry.” In the print version, you can find us on page 20. The IMDB…

  • Ha. Double ha.

    Ha. Double ha.

    So, if you haven’t heard by now, we made Page Six, shortly after we were an item on Filth. Then we were on all kinds of radio station newsbites. You guys are like my personal press clipping service, and I really appreciate that. How else would I know we made the West Australian? This morning…

  • The Good Dirt

    This will be a collection of links and gossip. Just what you want on a Monday semi-holiday morning, right? I just got off the phone with Scott Thompson’s voicemail. Yeah, that’s pretty cool, huh? I left him a message. You do find this to be more endearing than pathetic, right? I know. It’s pretty sad.…

  • The Fifth Annual Valentine’s Day Entry

    I love you. So much. So very much. and what I’d love to do is figure out a way to tell you that. Some kind of letter or poem that makes you know I love you… Like, when I tell my mom I love her, she just believes me. She doesn’t make me prove it…

  • Exciting

    I don’t even know what this means, but right now my Amazon sales rank is 531. I’m sure it’s from the pre-ordering today and tomorrow it’ll be down to 109,854, but it feels pretty cool to be so close to the top 500 of Amazon. Thanks, you guys, for being so supportive. Your excited emails…

  • You Know What?

    It’s such a tiny phrase. I’m not really sure when it popped up into our daily vernacular, but those three little words are driving me insane. Three tiny words that mean the person about to speak is fixing to sound like an asshole. “You know what?” Oh, it drives me crazy. “You know what?” With…

  • Blanket Me, Celestia

    This show continues to be the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me. Just when I think the tabloid exposure would be the strangest it gets, it gets weirder. Sadly, Scott Thompson has had to drop out of the show. He loved it and was all signed on to do it, but then…

  • oh. my. god.

    oh. my. god.

    The Globe. Page 15. (click to enlarge) Can you believe that? Everyone’s favorite part is where they said I was “unmerciless.” But I like where they say that Anne Heche says this is all untrue and she’s not mad. Just when you thought tabloids didn’t publish anything true! My play is in the tabloids. All…

  • Hack.

    This cold that’s been going around, it’s a two-week thing. And it’s pretty damn nasty. Every morning I wake up with a rattling cough that has me doubled-over, red-faced, trying to hack up another glob of tan gunk. When I used to smoke, I thought that the brown phlegm was from cigarettes. Apparently it’s just…